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Hello, I'm Victoria.19.
I have two sides of me,
The girly side who blogs kittehs and cute stuff,
Then there's the other with the gore, murder and sex that needs to be there.
Getting ready for tonight. #drinks #party #makes #up #music #smile

Getting ready for tonight. #drinks #party #makes #up #music #smile

Posted
1 hour ago
rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

(via holdinghandswithmonsters)

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Posted
8 hours ago

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

(Source: pleatedjeans, via thewayyoudrinkyourcoffee)

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Posted
22 hours ago
me:im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me:gets in bed
me:how was earth created
me:who made microwaves
me:how does the internet even work
me:i'm hungry
me:feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me:too tired to sleep
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Posted
22 hours ago

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

(via zazzybuttcheeks)

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Posted
22 hours ago

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via ilovemylifeonmars)

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Posted
23 hours ago

heatherleighann:

If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

(Source: notgoodwolf, via kendalchristina)

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23 hours ago
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