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Hello, I'm Victoria.19.
I have two sides of me,
The girly side who blogs kittehs and cute stuff,
Then there's the other with the gore, murder and sex that needs to be there.

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

(Source: theawesomeadventurer, via mrspolkadot)

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barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

(Source: dianekrugers, via mrspolkadot)

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via mrspolkadot)

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via alcoholandoxygen)

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via goodgirlz-badguys)

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via bongair)

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glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

(Source: innocenttmaan, via the-awesomepossum)

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randydave69:

wordgotaround:


69cupsofcoffeeandabagel:


merrytheknight:


mysticqueen-bee:


cyanimous:


sharplydressedtentacles:


banesidhe:


calming-tea:


samrgarrett:


outofthecavern:


opiatevampire:


theworldisconfused:


In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.
The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.


The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.
He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.


omfg
omfg
and old Apple computers
the apple was a rainbow 











Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.


Real life creepypasta.


damn assholes in the past i wish those people who banned homosexuality weren’t alive at all


That is exactly where the rainbow apple came from and one of the reasons Apple is awesome.


oh holy shit that is fucking awesome


now i understand why some douchebags sais that if you’re a apple user you’re gay. that’s really a stupid reason. i’m going to repeatedly kick in the crotch whoever will ever say that again in front of me.


sad story! Dave
People need to know about this!

randydave69:

wordgotaround:

69cupsofcoffeeandabagel:

merrytheknight:

mysticqueen-bee:

cyanimous:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg

omfg

and old Apple computers

the apple was a rainbow 

image

image

image

Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Real life creepypasta.

damn assholes in the past i wish those people who banned homosexuality weren’t alive at all

That is exactly where the rainbow apple came from and one of the reasons Apple is awesome.

oh holy shit that is fucking awesome

now i understand why some douchebags sais that if you’re a apple user you’re gay. that’s really a stupid reason. i’m going to repeatedly kick in the crotch whoever will ever say that again in front of me.

sad story! Dave

People need to know about this!

(Source: communism-kills, via thr0ughthelooking-glass)

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#Mugshot!  #blue #grump #stalker

#Mugshot! #blue #grump #stalker

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